Big Boss Fathers Day Coloring Pages 01!

A Reason To Disobey My Dad
By Coloring Buddy Mike

I try to find a reason to disobey my dad.
He makes me do junk that really makes me mad.
Like finishing my homework or taking out the trash.
I have to clean my room, even barbecue ash!

People, I am gruff, mean, and blue.
If I cry about it - He will whup me, Ooh!

Grandpa says papa makes me bright and strong.
A man must learn right, not to do wrong.

I have found a reason to obey my loving dad.
I want to be smart and tough,
not weak, foolish or sad.

When You're a Father
By Denise Rodgers

They say if you're a father
You've got eyes behind your head,
And lots of fine-tuned radar
When your kids are off to bed.

They say when you're a father
That your arms are wide for hugging,
And also wide enough to stop
Your children from wild slugging.

They say when you're a father
That your kids think you're not "fair."
But when they are in trouble,
Well, they know you'll soon be there.

They say when you're a father
You must mix your work with play.
And when your kids grow older,
They'll say, "Happy Father's Day."

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